One of the greatest national emergencies of our time

Screen Shot 2016-07-10 at 23.27.26Dalrymple reports that the baldness of Wayne Rooney, the footballer, is returning,

despite the many thousands of pounds that he has spent on hair transplantation.

Dalrymple comments:

As Tony Blair said so memorably at the outset of his career as prime minister, we are a young country. Can we seriously afford to have a balding man playing for our national team? Not, of course, that it is very good at what it does.

Rooney ruefully touches the hair of a fellow player in the national team after England's defeat at the hands of Iceland (population 330,000) at the 2016 UEFA European Championship

A rueful Rooney, who suffers from alopecia, enviously examines the full head of hair of a fellow national squad member after England’s defeat at the hands of Iceland (population 330,000, about that of the single English city of Coventry) at the 2016 UEFA European Championship

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