A law for the suppression of baseball caps

Inelegant, crass, uncouth and moronic

Baseball caps, writes Dalrymple,

have the effect of making the intelligent look average and the average moronic. Can anyone look intelligent or dignified in a baseball cap?

Such caps are, he avers,

inelegant at best and hideous at worst.

People wear them in restaurants,

which is uncouth and crass, and is a habit that I would like to see suppressed with the full vigour of the law.


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