Category Archives: motherhood

Milk v. flat-screen TVs

Dalrymple writes that no visitor to England’s shores,

and who ventures beyond the most obvious destinations, can fail to be struck by the number of gormless, slatternly, and often very fat mothers (so fat, indeed, that insemination seems a miracle, though it is wonderful what they can do with syringes these days).

The slatterns

push their fractious offspring in elaborate wheeled contraptions, while generally attending more to what is on their smartphones than to the unhappy squalls of their infants.

Dalrymple notes that they

often have earphones like earplugs in their ears, though whether this is more to prevent them from hearing their children than to attend to the moronic drivel the enjoyment of which is the main aim of their existence, it is difficult to say.

He asks:

Do people who mostly possess televisions whose screens are the size of many found in art cinemas really need to be given free milk? And if they do, because they have expended whatever money they have on subscriptions to cable television, what does this say about their sense of priorities, and the culture in which they developed their priorities?

Legacy of lazy stupid mothers

Dalrymple writes that many articles written in Anglo-Saxon countries imply that

a tub of ice cream or a vast slice of chocolate cake is utterly irresistible to people under stress.


this is certainly not the case in countries with more civilised culinary traditions. It is the legacy of cultural tradition and lazy stupid mothers.